May 2013
benedictedcumberbabeof221:
a-seven-percent-solution:
I may be late to the party on this one, but I just noticed something from the restaurant scene in ‘A Study In Pink’…..
Sherlock, you sly devil. You made reservations. You’re in the middle of the case and you made dinner reservations. For John.
Now we know why Angelo was so quick to assume John was his date.
how have i not seen this...
internet-slang:
BAD WORDS TO NEVER USE NOT EVEN ADULT CAN USE
heck
heckaroo
frick frop
nincompoop
heckle deckle
diddly darn
pokémon
zoowe mama
do not ever use words like these or else u will be grounded by oboma
internet-slang:
BAD WORDS TO NEVER USE NOT EVEN ADULT CAN USE
heck
heckaroo
frick frop
nincompoop
heckle deckle
diddly darn
pokémon
zoowe mama
do not ever use words like these or else u will be grounded by oboma
when your best friend is called up for an award or...
lolzpicx:
megaman2:
megaman2:
“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”
“no, i said she was fucking goofy”
please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
ambitiousbard:
just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr
kilehfileh:
sixtrenchcoatsinthetardis:
Can I just say that I love how West Collins is 2 years old and basically has his own fandom already
Like has any other toddler accomplished this ever
harrysthefather:
harrysthefather:
SO I WAS AT STARBUCKS RIGHT AND I SAW THIS OLD MAN SITTING ALONE AND DRINKING HIS LITTLE CUP OF COFFEE ALL CUTELYI WAS LIKE AWW SO I WROTE THIS AND GAVE IT TO HIM
HE WAS SO HAPPY I WANTED TO CRY OHM YGOD
OHMGDFKSJAH HE JUST FCKGNS BOUGHT ME CHOCOLATE MILK AND PUT A PENNY AOF ON IT I CNSDKFA FUCK IM OGING TO CRY IN STARBUCKS HE BOUGHT ME CHOCOLATE...
ghosteh13:
voice-of-tartarus:
demeaniac:
what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies?
Woah woah wait
you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most”
that would explain...
the-angels-have-teslas-at-221b:
hetaliagirl104:
oflittlenote:
hetaliagirl104:
This is for an assignment that is due tomorrow.
Reblog if you think that Harry Potter should NOT be on the banned books list because it features Magic, sets bad examples, and because of dark themes.
Thanks.
Reblog if you think the Twilight series should be banned because it features rape culture, glorifies...
thelittleturtleduck:
doctoroket:
kakarikovillage:
the snack that smiles back
children
what is wrong with this website
When you were younger and a friend came round
sodamnrelatable:
The awkward first half hour of politeness:
The next couple of hours:
When their parents came to collect them:
“HIDE! HIDE! THEY CAN’T TAKE YOU IF THEY CAN’T FIND YOU! IN MY ROOM! THEY WILL NEVER FIND YOU THERE! HIDE NIGGA HIDE! THIS IS A MATTER OF LIFE OR DEATH!”
henryandhisbrain:
Dear Yahoo,
If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages.
If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk.
Regards
Tumblr Users
winchesterprayers:
today in french we learned how to say “what’s in the bag” and i couldn’t stop laughing because
swaggity swag qu’est-ce qui dans le sac
vriskanon:
kawaiipeculier:
sometimes i feel sad then i remember issac newtons hair
he may have discovered gravity but that luxurious flowing mane sure hasnt damn son
harrisonfj0rd:
no one’s ever said ‘no shit, sherlock’ to sherlock holmes in either of the modern-day reinterpretations of the holmes canon and that’s a failure of modern society
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letterstogodptiii:
tea-books-and-blankets:
yaygocats:
discomplete:
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
angelos-castiel:
no but who the fuck had the idea of putting every goddamn season finale during the academic year
